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Updated slang for “count me out.”
Hell no, leave me out of the loop!
When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher
John: :O
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Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.
I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole
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A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.
Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"
Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"
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When you are playing Call of Duty, and you have to do something else, like school or work, and you tell yourself "One more match" after every match, but always find an excuse to play another, and another, and another, etc. Time loses all meaning while in this loop.
THE CALL OF DUTY INFINITE LOOP:
Man, I need to go to work. But I didn't do so good that
match, just one more then I'm done...
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Alright! 33-4! I'm on a roll, can't stop now!!!
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Damn, team lost that time. Gotta avenge that loss!
====TEN MINUTES LATER====
Ok...that's it, time to go to wo...oh, a party invite....maybe just one more match.....
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The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!
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A Filipino fruit loop is when two Filipinos eat fruit loops out of each others booty holes
Boy 1: did you see those guys last night?
Boy 2: nah, what was it?
Boy 1: they were Filipino fruit looping on the lunch table.
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