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A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.
Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.
Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.
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Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine
When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating
So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine
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"The Machine Gun" is when a guy gets a BJ from a random woman, and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA
Hey girl, wanna see The Machine Gun, (7 min later) RATATATTATATATATAT!!!!!!
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Someone who has sexual relations with not only the entire football team but the waterboy too.
Person 1: DUDE, Megan is such a Sex Machine!
Person 2: DUDE, Sex Machine is Megan!
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The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.
I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.
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A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!
JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?
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