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A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.
Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."
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The mother of an illegitimate child, often used by the father to degrade the woman.
Common: "I walked to the crib, got two kids and my baby mama late."
Kanye: "UH oh, UH oh!"
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honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
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yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"
yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it
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the bestest best mama in the whole world! her motherhood started b4 she was born, and she cant stop having those kiddies!!
Mama Spaz is my intimate mother who i luv to death!!!!
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1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
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