No Mask, No Math

The slogan by math educators for their pseudoscientific or conspiracist audience, who argue that mask wearing or social distancing is ineffective in protecting them and others, especially for those who now have a certain degree of immunity after recovering from Covid-19.

Pastors tell their congregations: “no mask, no mass”; principals tell their classes: “no mask, no math.”

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Steed Mask

Anything u may use to protect one's self from STDs. Preferably a condom.

"Hey son, now that you're bangin the neighborhood girls..... well, here." "What are these Dad?" "These are steed masks, son. They protect you from STDs." "Okay. Thanks Dad." "But son, they only work if you use them." "Okay Dad."

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Mask Hole

A person that where’s a mask in there car by themselves.

Look at the mask hole in their car.

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Jizz Mask

Boil some jizz and pour it on imSucks face and then let it harden for his holloween mask.

Frank: Hey Bryan, what are u going to wear for Holloween this year?
Bryan: Umm, my dad is going to watch some gay porn and beat his dick like an Iraqi Soldier and then once hes at his fullest, hes going to blow his insane load on my face and then I'm going to let it harden overnight; its called a Jizz Mask

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mask hole

A half mask wearing jack ass!

Look at that mask hole walking around the store with a mask half on.
Usually Accompanied with crocodile tears in their eyes and a :( under the mask.

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pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

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Exfoliating Mask

When you cum on a girls face then immediately wrap her face up in plastic wrap.

That girl had some acne so I give her an exfoliating mask.

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