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Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022


African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 9, 2021


Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!

by Creamcheems February 5, 2021


ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 12, 2019


Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 4, 2022


Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer

Nathan Melon

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019


Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie May 1, 2012