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The Indentation on your legs after wearing socks is known as a Michael.
Named after the person who decided we needed a name for it.
"Oh wow, look at my shins!"
"Haha look at how your socks have Michael'd your legs"
"Yep, this some major Michael"
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a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.
me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats
michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.
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A man that much is known about him he normally hides out in seedy bars playing buck hunter till early hours of the morning has many a nickname: billy botson, botswana, mickey b, mickey botson, ibbo, 50 cent, nippys, BOTSON, and many more
chad: oi gos did you see plates eat shit in buckhunter?
gos: yeah he need to wash those dishes!
michael: oh man i suck.
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1.Someone who walks around work giving "top-tips" and "throwing it out there" even though it's evident he has no idea.
2. A person with poor personal hygeine.
3. A small penis.
4. An individual incapable of cooking a BBQ.
Simon: Did you see that guy wandering around doing a Michael?
Sandi: Yeah, and he stinks like a Michael too.
Simon: I bet you he's got a Michael.
Sandi: I wouldn't want to eat at his place, he's probably a Michael.
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A jerk who breaks up with girls for no reason.
Because I'm Michael. Duh.
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That dude that used to ride motorcycles
Like the line in that song by Nicki Minaj. This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles-
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A fat fucking cunt that likes dick in his mouth and ass. Sometimes his dad has bad war memories and Michael needs to fuck his dad to make him feel better. He sucks the most cocks out of the whole school. He only talk to special little kids
Omg Michael pls suck my dick
I already I'm 😉
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