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Making an alcohol run in hopes of finding a store that hasn't locked up their booze yet.
VA alcohol lock up times are from 12:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m.
"Crap man this isn't enough alcohol to get everyone drunk tonight, we need to do a midnight run to find some places to buy alcohol"
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When you put your dick in a girl's mouth right after you did her anal and theres a little remnant of what she ate that day on the end of your dick.
I think she ate corn tonight cause i just gave her a midnight snack.
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bodily fluids found on shirts, pants, bed sheets, and other fabrics as a result of "intercourse". these may leave a milky white stain. this is called "Midnight Denim".
aaron was going to donate clothing at Goodwill, but found out that they do not accept "Midnight Denim".
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a cure fanatic.
can be found at... thecurefanclub.com
midnight shade's favorite album is disintegration!!!
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Midnight Sky is a rapper trying to make it in the world of rap. Usually white, but thinks they're black. Listens to mainly Lil Wayne and thinks she is as talented as him, although she does come quite close. She has haters but only because they wish they were as talented. Loved by most, Hated by many, Listend to by ALL.
Kevin: Yo that girls so hot, shes a good rapper too, you think she's going anywhere?
Bob: No man, she's just a Midnight Sky
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After drinking 1/2 gallon of Canadian Mist, doing any of the following:
1. Warming up frozen ice cream directly on a burner
2. Applicating butter to any known edible surface.
3. Walking in your sleep to any food source or other caloric beverages.
Me: Checkout Rivers over there, he's got another case of the 'Midnight Madness'.
Friend: Whoa Nelly, break at the HoHos and Ding Dongs - because the quivering man-boobs beast is about to strike!
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When a guy gets an boner and flips it up to his waistband to avoid the bulge being seen. It is commonly mistaken to mean simply a boner.
I got a chubby and went from 6 to midnight so no one would see it.
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