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Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.
If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.
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a small, italian nymphomaniac, fond of the term "Sugah" and has been known to teach different methods of tittyfucking. hails from just outside boston.
Party Mix Amy took two shots and busted out the tittyfucking lessons, saying "Just lay back and enjoy it, sugah."
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One man or woman must eat out a combination, or mix, of semen and shaven pubic hair of a partner's/friend's rectum or anus. If completed the receiver of this anal delicasy must pay up a some of money in return, hence the name, Million Dollar Mix.
Person A shaves off both his pubes and Person B's pubes. Both ingredients of shavings must be placed into a cup or container. Then each partner, if both males, must jakk each other off (in case of only one male his female partner must jakk him off) and place or 'catch' the semen from both persons into the container holding the pubic hair. The mixture of pubes and semen must then be mixed around by either tongues,erected penises, or both. Once completed the Person, may it be A or B, who wants to taste this rare mix must poor it down/all over the rectum/anus and then eat the concoction out. Then, whoever ate the Million Dollar Mix will recieve an amount of money that was betted before the 'mixing' began.
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A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one
When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes
Mark: Are you gonna handle that?
Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship
1) Anyone who watches MMA (such as UFC) and believes they know everything about fighting in the ring and/or on the street, but in reality would die in a fight scenario. 2) Someone who does not belong to any fighting discipline or take MMA classes, but still buys MMA memorabilia (such as TAPOUT shirts).
1) Justin: Oh man I could take that guy in a fight anyday. I'll just take him to ground and put him in an armbar!" Tyler: "Yeah, no, you're just a mixed martial asshole." 2) Ryland: "Check out my TAPOUT shirt!" Daniel: "Do you take MMA classes?" Ryland: "Nope." Daniel: "Then GTFO you mixed martial asshole."
Lil Mix-Up
Meaning a number of things put together.
When One is speaking about their shirt, shoes, pants, jewelry all in one sentence.
A car with sunroof rims, music, paint and so on.
Different foods.
A number of things that has been collaborated.
Big-bankes: check my drip; Rolex watch, Jordans sneakers, oh; I can’t forget my Nike outfit.
J.T.: I see you bro.
Big-bankes: Just a Lil Mix-Up.
BY: MillYenteiD.Y.Slick
To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.
When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.
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