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uwu sour mommy

Uwu sour mommy is a phrase to enchant a funny moment with correlation to a mommy

Person 1: dude the other day my mom found my money

Person 2: what did she do

Person 1: she spent all my money to get me a wallet

Person 2: UwU sour MOMMY

by “UwU sour mommy” creator ilk March 22, 2022


grab some mommy

To have intercourse with your wife

The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.

by Vatu September 02, 2019


Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

by Wdpdt March 22, 2018


DOMMY MOMMY

a certain type or person who gets angry a lot and laughs at anything and everything oink oink

i can see you dommy mommy

by jejeje jebaited August 26, 2021


mommy-daddy button

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

by Flo January 28, 2004


mommy daddy bullshit

Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.

You're a grown ass man throwing a tantrum and pulling some mommy daddy bullshit right now.

by Tsekub August 24, 2018


Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018