Uwu sour mommy is a phrase to enchant a funny moment with correlation to a mommy
Person 1: dude the other day my mom found my money
Person 2: what did she do
Person 1: she spent all my money to get me a wallet
Person 2: UwU sour MOMMY
To have intercourse with your wife
The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.
The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT
Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born
a certain type or person who gets angry a lot and laughs at anything and everything oink oink
i can see you dommy mommy
The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.
"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"
Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.
You're a grown ass man throwing a tantrum and pulling some mommy daddy bullshit right now.
A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.