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A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls
Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni
Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "
"Mr. Montana, where are you?"
When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
When two people pretend to be one person.
Wow did you watch the prestige. Christian Bale was doing the reverse Hannah Montana
The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.
The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.
Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.