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Mountain Fish

The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.

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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.

"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"

by Rossco! January 11, 2012


Mountains of Awesome

the female breast zone.

she has huge Mountains of Awesome.

by kalaeth August 12, 2010


Mountain Brownie

An incorrectly baked batch of brownies, cooked at high elevation at the wrong temperature (not having compensated for the difference in air pressure) resulting in a flat gooey texture.

Liz: Next time you bake, be sure to adjust the oven temperature so we don't have to eat these mountain brownies.

by Rodneyjones January 31, 2010


Smoky Mountain

Taking a break from any type of work while consuming a cigarette and any sort of Mountain Dew product.

Person A: "Where's Joe?"

Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.

by TheWD August 01, 2010


Mountain goat

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level

Roy Thomson is a mountain goat

by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019


Mountain Dr.

I funny name for Mountain Dew, becuase off brand sodas have names like Mountain Vess, Mountain Thunder, Mountain Root Beer. or some stupid shit like Dr. Vessicle.

I need a soda, lets go buy some Mountain Dr.

by PartyDisk October 26, 2007


mountain ice

A Concauction made to make coors light taste better. You take Rasberry Ice Crystal lite and put it in with coors light and it comes out with an amazing flavor.

Eee, that coors seems a little dull right now, cook me up some mountain ice, will ya?

by la_de_dahh October 09, 2006