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An incorrectly baked batch of brownies, cooked at high elevation at the wrong temperature (not having compensated for the difference in air pressure) resulting in a flat gooey texture.
Liz: Next time you bake, be sure to adjust the oven temperature so we don't have to eat these mountain brownies.
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A Concauction made to make coors light taste better. You take Rasberry Ice Crystal lite and put it in with coors light and it comes out with an amazing flavor.
Eee, that coors seems a little dull right now, cook me up some mountain ice, will ya?
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A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel
Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.
Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
Roy Thomson is a mountain goat
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I funny name for Mountain Dew, becuase off brand sodas have names like Mountain Vess, Mountain Thunder, Mountain Root Beer. or some stupid shit like Dr. Vessicle.
I need a soda, lets go buy some Mountain Dr.
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Battle Mountain is brown, sad, and unappealing. The only time Battle Mountain looks nice is in winter, when it doesn't look like Battle Mountain. The economy is dependent on the 2 local grocery stores and various drug deals. And unless you like swimming or drinking, there is literally nothing to do. But hey, at least it isn't Lovelock.
"I hate Battle Mountain"
"OMG same. It's better than Lovelock tho"
"True"
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A place where naps are unbelievably restful. Generally the kind that leave you all covered in nap sweats waking up all drooly and such on the couch
Nick: Hey man, I've been calling you for like two hours, where you been?
Jones: Sorry duder, I took a quick trip to the Nappalachian Mountains.
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