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1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."
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I'm leaving my bithe's house, had to get some warm wet muscle real quick!
youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.
dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!
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A muscle in the vagina, used to call someone when they are a complete homo.
Robert: I like long walks on the beach where I feel close to nature
Anthony: You are such a cunt-muscle
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The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.
'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'
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The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.