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Good Music

Music that doesn't suck.

"Hey, want to listen to some good music?"
"Does it suck?"
"No."
"Oh, yeah, what was I thinking? Good music doesn't suck."

by awesomekidman August 2, 2007

65๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


modern music

Shit, crap, feces, defication, shat,

"Hey Mtv just got a lot more Shit on the countdown"
"hey dude can I use your bathroom, Ive got some serious modern music buildup"

by Ben Spencer July 11, 2006

239๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


musically challenged

a person who likes music but can't play an instrument or sing

Person 1: Oh so you like music? Do you play?
Person 2: Yeah I like music but I'm musically challenged

by Michiamo July 7, 2012

26๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


music worm

It is responsible for when a song gets stuck in your head and won't go away.

There is no known cure for music worms, but some treatments are:
Trying to replace one music worm with that of another song,
Trying to pass on your worm to another person ("host"),
Isolation from all music, TV and other forms of media (including elevators and muzak blaring grocery stores).

Oh, Mamma don't make me another meatloaf,
forget the Mac N' Cheese,
I want some fun on a bun,
I want a Manwich please!
(Repeated for 24 hours)

Damn music worm!!!! Get this out of my head!

by Aaron Madfes August 25, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Modern Music

From what it means and symbolises in our culture today, 'modern' music is nothing more than commercialised crap worshipped by those that cant comprehend the effort put into REAL music. Modern music is often the work of fat greedy managers churning out the sassy stylised crap in the hopes of increasing their bank balance. On the other hand, you could see it as a global conspiracy wherein the government is acting through the music industry to prevent bands who could deliver important social messages and revolutionary ideas from ever being successful and putting the control of the masses via the government in jeopardy. Your choice. Modern music described in the form above usually appeared after late 2006, and the only bands that dont fall into this category include bands who either started off before the 21st century and have remained successful to this day, or a few notable exceptions such as MGMT, Beach House, and a few other decent bands I have yet to discover. Unfortunately, the current music scene will continue to churn out this garbage and drown out decent bands who could bring forth a new musical revolution etcetera... so unfortunately for now, its here to stay :'(

Dont you just wish music today was made by bombed out rock stars high on drugs with tons of groupies instead of shitty corporate whores and managers who are only in it for the financial gain... pity the underdog, for modern music represents the latter :/

by Firelovesugar August 10, 2010

143๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jook music

Style of hip hop Music created in the Tampa bay area, based off of "Bounce", "Booty/ bass music" and some "Dance hall reggae" elements, not to be confused with another style of music in Chicago called juke music.

ealiest known track was in 98' with the release of the "Uway Jive" track "My Neck, My back", wich Female rapper Khia, made a female response to, and sold gold.

Popular "Jook Music" artist include :
Strizzo
Tom G
Young Fella
Rated R
Tampa Tony
uway Jive
Cristol
Crazy
& Khia

Man we was in the club the other night jammin that Jook Music

by F.C.F. April 23, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pop Music

a tamed crappy genre which is destroying music (bring back punk). Not only is the music manufactured but the pop star's life is manufactured, they marry someone, divorce them so they can write a bloody book about it! once a pop act has released one bloody album they get someone to write a biography (aka kiss there ass) about them and put the word unofficial on it so it'll look more cool, cool my arse. Absorbed by the fucking public who dont know shit about actual music (rock music where the band writes there own songs). Basically the apocolypse of music until another sex pistols turns up and fixes it.

stupid teenage girl: i love justin bieber hes so HAWT
me: fuck off, pop music is for arsehole's

by Jonneh123 July 8, 2010

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