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When you get mustard on your leg
“Oh No, Leg Mustard
shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup
“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”
“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
“This guy eats mustard”
When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”
ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*