I'm shat

Better way of saying "I'm pooped."

Shat, normally the past tense of shit, may also be used in this way as an adjective to describe a general state of tiredness or being wasted.

Man, today was such a long day, I'm shat.

Track practice all week has got me feeling shat.

Yo, I saw you at the party, you looked straight shat!

I'm willing

I'm willing
"Staring at the bottom of your glass
Hoping one day you'll make a dream last
But dreams come slow, and they go so fast

You see her when you close your eyes
Maybe one day, you'll understand why
Everything you touch surely dies

Staring at the ceiling in the dark
Same old empty feeling in your heart
'Cause love comes slow, and it goes so fast

Well, you see her when you fall asleep
But never to touch and never to keep
'Cause you loved her too much, and you dived too deep"

I listened to this a long time ago. Back then, I wondered why they made it sound so sad and negative instead of inspiring.

Yes it is true that you only need the light when it's burning low. However, that desperate feeling will help you appreciate light more in the future. Yes it is true that you only know you've been high when you're feeling low. However, that desperate feeling helps you appreciate what even just slightly higher than low.

I am not saying that people prefer sunlight over snow ("You only miss the sunlight when it starts to snow"). When it's hot, they want it cold. When it snows, they want the heat.

=> The moral story behind this is that what seems so bad does not seem so bad. It will help you appreacite what you never noticed or appreciated before.

I'm willing to be the unsaved heart to motivate you to save more hearts and be more compassionate toward your career.

Every heart you save.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 26, 2022

i'm in the ghetto

ra ta ta ta

"i'm in the ghetto, ra ta ta ta"

I'm Cunning

A finishing move for sex whereby you yell "I'm Cunning!" Instead of "I'm cumming!" tricking the partner to believing you're about to climax. Right before you do, pull out and ejaculate on their knee and give them a sly wink.

I screamed I'm Cunning last night and quickly pulled out and ejaculated all over Sarah's knees last night.

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

I'm ceying

when you laugh,cry and wanna die all in the same moment. some call it a disorder but i call it yolo. you use "im ceying" when you see something really funny but you don't know whether to cry from laughing or cry from life problems.

someone : *sends a meme of ant-man going up thanos' ass*

me : "I'M CEYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"