I'M SCREAMING

Bro don't be a annoying ass bozo, ur gf is not screaming she is just too excited ( probably not because of u)

- Ayo, marcus looked at me in science class I'M SCREAMING KAJNSHDKMAOWIHDNDY

i'm in the ghetto

ra ta ta ta

"i'm in the ghetto, ra ta ta ta"

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

I'm ceying

when you laugh,cry and wanna die all in the same moment. some call it a disorder but i call it yolo. you use "im ceying" when you see something really funny but you don't know whether to cry from laughing or cry from life problems.

someone : *sends a meme of ant-man going up thanos' ass*

me : "I'M CEYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."