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One that is a uptight, and fickle. very tight financially jewish man. One with a love for money, a paper chaser.
That guy is tighter than a New york jew, give me my money you F*ing New york JEW!
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i came up with a way to make any word sound like a New Yorker would say it.
first take the word 'oar', and remove the 'r' so u are left with the 'oa' sound
then take that sound and add it to the vowels A and O.
such as: long, walk, coffee, dawn, York, u get the picture.
some people have more extreme accents than others; it varies.
New Yorker: "I am from New York, therefore I am a New Yorker, and I have a New York Accent"
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Built in a city where they think they can buy any player they want (Yankees)
Overpays all their players and trades for big name guys who will never earn their keep
The salary cap > Knicks
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The team of the decade for the 2000s. Ya, thats right.
Here is why..
Playoff Appearances:
New York Yankees - 9
Red Sox - 6
Division titles:
New York Yankees - 8
Red Sox - 1
League Championships:
New York Yankees - 4
Red Sox - 2
Record:
New York Yankees - 965-653 (.596 W%)
Red Sox - 920-699 (.568 W%)
As you can see, its really not even close.
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Upstate NY is anything that's not either NYC or Long Island (how the hell do you dumbasses consider Long Island upstate where it's not north of NYC at all)? Places like Poughkeepsie are just Southern Upstate. And you NYC ppl need to stop thinking that you're so great. You're just a bunch of Yankee-loving sons of bitches that believe that there's nothing to life except money, business, and being so damn agressive. And you guys are such punes when it comes to weather. You guys have warm weather, face it. Sure, upstate is all mountain, woods, falls, farms, and small ghetto of cities, but it's much better than being all hustle-bustle and arrogant all the time.
NYC-er: "OMG! It's sooo cold today!!"
Upstate-er: "What's the temperature?"
NYC-er: "It's like 40 degrees!!"
Upstate-er: "And that's cold???"
NYC-er: "Yea it is! It's too cold to drive ferociously like the PMS-like middle-aged bitches that NYC ladies are. I'm freezing!! And you-shut the hell up"
Upstater hits NYCer in the head with a 4x4.
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A small town, that's full of whores, and bastards. It has only one school, and its biggest attraction is the Dollar General. NO ONE should live there. True story.
"Oh my god, she goes Cambridge Central School? Where is that?"
"Cambridge, New York... She's such a whore."
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An extremely short period of time
"If we could find a merger in another city that would work as well, we'd do it in a New York minute" (Jonathan Golden).
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