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When a female inserts her nipple inside the tip of the man's penis.
Dude!!! Me and Emily were Nip Tipping
Nice Brahhh
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A girl with permanant errect nipples.
Its so cold this winter, she's turned into miss nips
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When you pee out of your nipple.
Doctor : "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like you have the life threading condition of the nip nus.
Patient: "What does that mean ???!!!"
Doctor: "What I just said"
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When a girls titties are so big that the nipples reside in different zip codes.
"Goddamn, that girl's boobs were so big I had to cross county lines to get from one nip code to the other."
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The practice of Sugar Nips (alt. Nipple Frosting) is performed as a practical joke whereby a willing participant will place some sticky substance onto the nipples of an unsuspecting recipient, followed by a fine dusting of sugar
The most common ingredients are human jism and caster sugar, however, honey is a less extreme alternative
A greater comic effect can also be achieved with condiments such as "hundreds and thousands"
"Victim: Is this dried baby-batter on my nipples!?"
"Attacker: That's right! I was doing a little Nipple Frosting last night"
"My boyfriend gave me such bad sugar nips last night... it felt like sandpaper in my t-shirt!"
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