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beaver dam

A lesbian version of cock block

What do u call a lesbian cock blocker?
A beaver dam

by polioness July 24, 2013

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Chasing Beavers

1. To hang out with a significant other in a platonic way. As in, hang out in nature rather than fuck eachother's brains out. Normally used as a code-word between partners, as this is usually a dishonorable act.

2. Being determined to find intercourse immediately. Usually a term used by males. (Beaver being slang for large manifestation of pubic hair)

Dude never slows down, he's always chasing beavers!

by hellbound45 May 18, 2011

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Beaver Skinner

When weird old Fucktards enjoy shaving some other persons genitals.

EEW! I heard last night Jeff let Jamie be his beaver skinner and she cut him!

by Rosie Gahan October 15, 2009

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scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick

your mum is a dookie up glamookie scrat beaver glameaver doooooooooooooookie soulja boy ak 47 biatch

by scrat master of munters clack April 19, 2011

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magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

OMG, your mom is the biggest magnum beaver!

by Aldon September 8, 2006

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Jim Beaver

Amazing actor who plays 'Bobby Singer' on the hit CW show Supernatural'. A highly intellegent and well learned man with immense talent in his chosen field.

I wanna be like Jim Beaver... IF I ever grow up!

by Silver Cougar June 18, 2011

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The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.

Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.

by Sophie Dolan May 23, 2012

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