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Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
to accept or listen to any news or gossip one is offering
I try not to get involved in drama, but I’ll gladly list the dish.
Cleaning the dishes thoroughly and is completely sucked clean.
The master chef is quite into dish sucking.
a person who gets into a new relationship right after they just ended their last relationship with someone else.
That girl is such a hopper from dish! She is dating Dylan now, but she just got out of a relationship with Brian!
Hey wanna go out and get a “dish ba late”? What’s that? It’s a type of late in French
An less vulgar alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves
Jaspar: ‘i fucked your mum’
you: ‘dish off you cunt’
Your tolerance for leaving dirty dishes in the sink.
John has a much higher dirty-dish-tolerance, aka DDT, than Jane, so she ends up doing most of the dishes. She wonders if she is just encouraging him to do even less, but oh well, no big deal in the big picture.