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A term used by close friends when in a group to indicate they would like some privacy for about five minutes while they masturbate. This usually occurs in a group of gamer friends on a Skype chat, or similar online chat program.
Hey man, I'm gonna go make some mac and cheese. I'll be back in five minutes.
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The most infuriating computer in the world! These machines cause people to go mad. Infact I am on one now!! But No, apple still manage to flood the market with rubbish goods such as the ipod!
They have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, People would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the damn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a Windows user.
Dont get me wrong though, I think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.
Mum, I got you a new computer
Me - cheers mum
Mum - yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
Me - take it back you silly bitch, and get me a proper computer
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A McDonalds burger that is Numero Uno on their Value Meal Menus.
To clearify, a Big Mac has nothing to do with Bernie Mac, Elle MacPherson, Pornography, or anything else you can think of.
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A variation of the classic McDonald's Big Mac sandwich in which the standard hamburger patties are replaced by quarter-pounder burgers via special order.
This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.
Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.
The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
1.
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."
Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"
Customer: "Oh yes."
2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"
Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"
Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
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The painful task of using a Macintosh computer.
Joe was introduced to the mac experience and was later found gouging his eye balls out with a rusty spoon.
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1 - noun - a residence building associated with the University of Guelph.
2. - noun - a mental breakdown associated with overly stressed and mentally unstable university students.
3 - verb - to have a mac hall; to break down for no apparent reason while kicking one leg out profusely.
Note: See also Thornborough and War Mem.
1. "I'm not a lesbian, but I live in Mac Hall."
2. "Stacey's having a mac hall! Look at that leg go!"
3. "She just crawled into the fetal position in the corner and began to mac hall in the middle of Prairie."
4. "MAAAAAAAAAAAC HAAAAAAAAALLLLL!"
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