relationship stray

A guy who starts living at their girlfriend's home by being there so often that it just sort of happens without the appropriate conversation. A boyfriend who gives up on his personal life to become a part of his girlfriend's personal life.

Hey, are you and Eric living together? No, he is just a relationship stray.
Don't you feel awkward always staying at her place like a relationship stray? No, she has a beautiful home and food, I can save a lot of money this way.

Relationship Daddy

Someone who is inclined to seek out relationship over random hookups.

This doesn't mean they won't partake in hookups, only that they prefer a long lasting relationship.

For the opposite see Hoe Boi

Jimmy is such a relationship daddy but he's posing off as a hoe boi.
Jaleel has hoe boi tendencies but is a relationship daddy at heart.

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

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sugar relationship

A (typically) sexual arrangement between two consenting adults where one person is a companion to other other in exchange for--and contingent upon--some form of compensation.

her: you're hot, mr. man. seeing anyone?
him: e'yup. you, if you have the means to keep me.
her: how's an apartment all to your own, and i have the only copy of the key?
him: him... a sugar relationship. yeah. that'll work.

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

Ghost Relationship

A Ghost Relationship is a relationship or bond that one individual rejects any or all activities with the other.

My girlfriend always rejected my offering of hangout and gives me a excuse on why she can't come see me. "Ghost Relationship"