Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger

A burger that's served with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger, you should try it!"

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i want mine to sit like that

where a female’s boobs are perky and toned

stacy : my boobs look good

emma: i want mine to sit like that

Put your hand in mine

To insert a hand in someones asshole and thrusting in and out and maximum hand thrusting velocity yo make your woman orgasm at world record speed while singing Make You Mine by PUBLIC

Girl: " honey cheeky shortcakes please put your hand in mine "
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"

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happyness dude those fries are mine

These are my fries (said at a restaruant)

When someone asks you who's fries those are at mcdonalds
the correct response is "Happyness dude those fries are mine"

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I got mine, what's your problem?

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.

Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

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eight you skate nine you're mine

The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.

Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."

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You're getting yours, I'm getting mine.

Everyone else is out there getting theirs. Make sure you're taking one and getting one for yourself. While everyone is out there having a good time, you're out there having a fucking great time. Take what you want and have one for you.

Dude 1: "Hope you're getting yours, I'm getting mine."

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