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This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.
"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"
"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."
"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."
"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."
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don't stand in front of one of these
if in london, try not to cross the road
-a wise wise man
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Speed Caking:
Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
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More commonly known as marijuana or pot
Man, oh man...we ridin' that lazy speed.
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A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.
Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.
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A variation of beer pong. Two teams of 3 play with 3x6 = 18 cups in front of them. Each player has a 6 cup triangle in front of them. A team lines up in a row along one side of the table, the other team on the opposite side. Continuous throwing of pong balls until cups are made. Usually each player starts with a pong ball (6 balls total). If a cup in one player's triangle of 6 is made, he/she cannot shoot until he/she drinks that cup. If 2 are made, cannot shoot until both are drank, and so on. It is a battle for loose balls/missed shots. No team is gaurunteed a shot after a missed shot from the other team, unlike normal BP. Bouncing shots are treated as 1 cup.
Fast paced game that kills the keg!
Let's play some speed pong!
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Pharmacy speed is caffeine tablets, such as no-doze. Unless you're a heavy speed freak, this shit does the trick. It even includes the teeth grinding side effect.
Got an assignment due. Better get me some pharmacy speed.
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