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A two cheeseburger combo meal at mcdonalds!
Uhhh, could i getta number 2 with a coke and supa size that shiet!
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the most special lipstick a girl could own. The kind she uses for them BLOWJOBS! Its smear proof and it won't come off.
My girl: DAMN! That lipstick its fly, whatchu use?
Me: Its KAT VON D. It's my number 9 lipstick ;)
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an act of defacation, a bowel movement
Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.
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The act of defecating, urinating and masturbating until orgasm all in one sitting while on the toilet. Thereby combining peeing(#1) pooping(#2) and cumming(#3) equaling six.
I always like to start off my day by going number six.
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A number nazi, or numerical nazi or mathematical nazi.They are as annoying and similar to a grammar nazi. but instead of words they reign over numbers and, math.
Jeff-Hey Mark, what is 1 + 1?
Mark-Bitch its WINDOW!
Jeff-No dip shit, it's 2!
Number Nazi-You both are dumb-asses, 1 + 1 is an expresion, therefore, there is no equal sing.
Grammar Nazi-You spelt "expression" wrong.
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A fake number that does not exist. It’s only purpose is to ruin lives. I hate math.
Kayla said imaginary numbers make her happy, and I was just happy to hear that she was happy. She’s a beautiful girl who loves coffee.
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Just another way to describe taking a shit
Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!
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