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Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean
I’m such an ocean child !
When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.
Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!
Time to get away, enjoy yourself.
Michelle said “shut up and let me enjoy my ocean time”
Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.
A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
One of the more historical towns on the famous Jersey Shore. Between Asbury and Bradley. Its filled with Old Victorian beachfront homes. The town itself is crazy diverse. Its one of the most religious towns (no bars or liquor stores allowed) yet has one of the highest gay/lesbian populations. People are generally nice, can be a little stuck up. But for the most part people are hippy pot smoking, yoga loving, church goers.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
Guy One: Lets go to Ocean Grove to surf.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”