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mount olive

Mount Olive is a town where the population is 80% white upper class people yet everyone is convinced they are the "ghetto-ist" people to walk the earth. i personally would love to see what would happen if we placed our pathetic "gangs" in the Bronx. We all hang out at Dunkin Donuts and no matter how many times we say its so lame, we're there every weekend. Almost every sentence ends with bro and and everyone drives a volkswagon. The high school, the main shit hole of the entire town, is basically one big joke. Taxes have recently skyrocketed to help pay for the enormous addition to the school. what do we have to show for it? a huge obnoxious lobby with way too many tv's. oh and a new auditorium that ive seen a total of once. oh but i cant forget about the new gym either! for our amazing sports teams that are the best at losing :) every girl thinks she's the shit and every guy is an enormous prick. few of the teachers speak english and even if they do most of them forget to take their meds. there are aout 78 random "cliques" of people that all do the same thing, drink and smoke. we have a handbook of about 100+ rules and only 2 are enforced. moving down we have the middle school. basically a jail where kids are just trying to get through the most awkward years of their lives, most of them turn to coke and E to get them through the day. STDs are everywhere and the amount of head given by the 8th grade girls is appalling. as a whole Mount Olive is made up of 2 main parts: Budd Lake and Flanders. In the heart of flanderland we have everything a kid needs to have fun: a liquer store, trackter supply store, dunkin donuts, and if we really wanna be wild theres mcdonalds. on the border of budd lake and flanders we have castles. i wouldnt be suprised if queen elizabeth herself was staying in one of these mansions. then theres good old budd lake. basically a vat of shit and fish. best known for its ridiculous drug deals and murders. everyone here is up each others asses at all times. we all say we wanna leave, but CCM is about as far as we make it. welcome to mount olive :D

Oh Mount Olive, first we will be best, then we will be first"

by whuddupbro February 16, 2008

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olive boobs

Boobs with huge nippies.

That chick has olive boobs. I'd put those in my martini.

by Zachattacka October 31, 2007

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Olive Garden

Bad excuse for Italian food. Bad excuse for food. Rubber bread sticks. Silly Salad. Overcooked fish. Overcooked (over microwaved) broccoli. Nasty-as-hell, disgusting "fettuccine." Gross, worse-than-frozen lasagne. But the water was fantastic. PUSH THE WINE!!

John: Let's go to Olive Garden!!!

Jane: No fucking way.

by biffy the olive monster August 10, 2009

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John Oliver

A euphemism for licking anus.

Yo, my girl gave me a sloppy John Oliver last night.

by melissuhann August 12, 2020

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Oliver Johnson

Oliver is cute and gets all the boys and girls

You are like Oliver Johnson

by Ford fetus September 24, 2021

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olive garden

SidTheSlothsGrandmasExHusband

yeah thats olive garden

by menliker5000 December 29, 2022

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Mount Olive

Mount olive is a very clean township where everyone thinks they r a ninja,badass, gangsta, preppy,emo,freakin weird, gay and whatever crazy stuff you can think of. soo, prettty much we r not afraid to kick other schools buttts cause we have a big poopulation. .......................................................actually we all have no friends and just like to eat every 2 seconds.

Mount olive is a very clean township where everyone thinks they r a ninja,badass, gangsta, preppy,emo,freakin weird, gay and whatever crazy stuff you can think of. soo, prettty much we r not afraid to kick other schools buttts cause we have a big poopulation. .......................................................actually we all have no friends and just like to eat every 2 seconds

by mr. W....**#7 August 16, 2010

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