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The part of New Jersey you don't see in the movies. Full of farms and lots of trees. Probably one of the safest places to live (not north jersey), not industrial at all. We have the best shores on the east coast. Wildwood, ocean city, cape may. We do NOT talk with a New York accent, more of a Philly accent. We say "want to" like "wunna" or "don't know" like "dunno." We say "yo" or "dude" at the beginning of every sentence. Instead of saying "ummm" as a filler, we say "fuckin". We curse in almost every sentence we speak. We don't say "going to the beach" we say "down the shore." We are the only place you will see someone who is half Italian, half Irish. Most of us love all the Philly sports teams and hate the cowboys and giants. We have really hot girls with attitudes, some are trashy, but hey, who doesn't have them. Don't try to say you have a boardwalk unless you live in Wildwood. ITS A HOAGIE, NOT A SUB. You pray to Wawa every night, and you say water like "wooder". Everybody goes to the shore for the prom weekend. Most of us are spoiled, but hey, we are the richest state. We have a great climate, cold in winter, hot in summer. We don't give a shit about what you think, and if you even dare say, "you from joisey huh?" we will tell you to shut the fuck up. We have an accent, but not a ridiculous one, and we don't make fun of you for saying, Y'all, or Eh, right on, etc... We curse way to much (I think i said that). Do not associate us with New York. Finally, we all think that south jersey should be separate from north jersey, we are two totally different kinds of people, so STOP LABELING US.
"Yo, fuckinnnn...what are you doin' tonight?"
"I dunno, dude. Wanna get shitfaced?"
"If we get some fuckin pussy, dude."
"Alright, dude, call me at 10."
"Alright yo, later."
"South Jersey is the best fuckin' place ever, yo."
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A small high school in in the southern part of Effingham County in South Georgia. Known for their annoying herd of Mustangs and their failtastic football team. This is where all the hicks, rednecks, and inbreds go to school.
A: "Did that guy just kiss his sister?!"
B: "Yeah, they go to South Effingham."
A: "Ohhhh....that explains it."
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"South Jersey is the place to be. We have all that ya need to be happy (; We got...
-WaWa, Gotta love those midnight runs.
-Cowtown/Rodeo, Best farmers market youll ever go to
(and yes, we all remember when the statue of the cowboy standin in front of cowtown brooke in half, and all was left was his blue jeans) (;
-We got all different kinda folks. We got people who rock those baggy jeans and then others showin' off those wrangler jeans (;
-Boys with their sexy big ol' toy trucks (;
-We have the best corn and tomatoes, no matter what.
- Almost anywhere ya wanna go is close enough for you to walk or ride your bike
-We have poor grammar, and proud of it.
-The best diners, bars, and barbeques in the summer.
-Youll always see a bumper sticker that says somethin like O.C. , GIT R DONE or WILDWOOD,
-Our car rides are always some fun, we honk at random people while we drive by for no reason, just for kicks (;
- the beach where we eat jersey fries, mac and mancos pizza, go crabbin, and hava good time ;P
-parties in the middle of fields and houses, and crazy bonfires that last through the night ;P
- The lovely smell of MANOR. ya..were use to it.
- We have the good accents. "Woodur".."I sall you there"..."tawk" we say it good and right.
If your not from South Jersey I recon you should be, and wish ya were (;
(12:00 at night, at home with a friend)
friend 1: Were from south jersey, what the heck are we doin at home, lets go to wawa up the street, like we do every day" (;
friend 2: ya good idea ill go start up the truck (;
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States that are in the southern part. Where people get crunk, be grilled out, ride on slabs. Down in Texas were they were the big belt buckels. Jam to screw
what ya'll know bout that dirty south
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The Dirty South is a term of endearment referring to most of the south eastern United States. NC, SC, TN, GA, FL, AL, MS, AK, and LA. Culturally defined by lifestyle, diet, dialect, and culture. Also known as the traditional south.
the dirty south is also known as the country.
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An extremely white town filled with racists rednecks. Just the mere mention of Detroit fills the residents with fear. Main points of interest include a faggety little parade during Pumpkinfest, a shoddy little museum where the train used to run through. 2 high schools which are of vastly different qualities one having walls you can break through, the other recently built has plasma tvs and overall better facilities.
The one main actual amazing part of South Lyon is the South Lyon Hotel, originally a hotel it is now a kick-ass restaurant all but dedicated to its late manager Paul Baker.
All in all a place you cruise by on the Highway.
Between Mt.Brighton and Walmart (New Hudson) lays the terrible land know as South Lyon!
Ex. Confederate flags are flown in South Lyon despite few people in it knowing what century the Civil War took place.
Ex.Person 1: You want to go to South Lyon?
Person 2:As much as I'd like a nail through my skull.
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The state we live in. Sometimes we hate it, sometimes we love it. Statistically, it sucks.
Where we live (in the upstate), yes, it is populated by hicks who tote guns, stack junk cars by the hundreds in their front yards, and give 10% of their income to their local baptist church to get the preacher a new gas-guzzling SUV.
The lowcountry, however, is quite charming, from what we've seen.
All we have to say is thank god for Mississippi.
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