burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.

Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."

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woolie burger

great tasting pussy.

She has the best woolie burger i have ever had.

10👍 3👎

Burger league

A place where Pessidog ran away because his daddies ESPN and Bleacher Report reside here. He was spotted just yesterday farming against some KKK members in Dallas

"Where is pessidog, I've not seen him in Paris"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"

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chocolate burger

One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.

"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"

10👍 3👎

Chunch Burger

A womens vagina.

Dude, Hannah totally let me have her chunch burger last night!!

10👍 3👎

Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

10👍 3👎

ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

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