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ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft September 27, 2015


pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.

drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker

by wooooparty June 15, 2010


Breaking Poles

When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.

"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"

by SoiledBeans November 14, 2016


pole squaw

Two females who have been f***** or had sexual intercourse with the same email when there are multiple males shared between the two females they become heavier pole squaws. The equivalent of an eskimo brother or a tunnel buddy or two males that have shared the same female they sometimes have daddy issues and drug problems and will usually be either ratchet or boujee

Danny: dude Lindsey and Sam have had the same dicks in them.
John: yeah man I know they are such heavy Pole squaws

by JohntheArborist November 25, 2020


carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014


Pole Trout

A female stripper; exotic dancer.

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"

by McHesp July 20, 2017


chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed November 8, 2015