sage is the most perfect man alive, hes a bit scottish tho so dont mind that but he is so amazing and sweet
sage perfect he is so perfect
someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster
shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues
Someone of a very young age scarin their friends with their knowledge on sexual conduct.
the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth
rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”
A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.