A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

Bread and eggs

To describe a meal to an angry male who is hungry at the work cafeteria/lunch room

"Whats for lunch Damien"
"BREAD AND EGGS AHH"

egg tooth

Somebody who has vile yellow teeth such as a student at merchants academy.

BradJames has egg tooth

burnt eggs

Molly

Molly made burnt eggs.

Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

Riss The Egg

A very swag egg, it has bright blue eyes and 2 mouths, it tends to give luck when wishing for 5 stars on Genshin Impact

Person 1: I'm about to wish on Genshin Impact
Person 2: Spams Images of Riss The Egg
Person 1: OMG I GOT DILUC THANKS RISS THE EGG FOR THE LUCK

deviled egg

When you crack an egg in a girls ass and then fuck her so hard that it scrambles

Come here Kim and let me give you a good ole deviled egg

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