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iiiiii just wanna tell you how im feeling
you wouldnt get this from any other guy lol
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You're meant to give your significant other a mug today.
bob: Hey Lisa I got you a mug!
Lisa: Why..?-
Bob: It's April 14th, aka National Give your significant other a mug day!
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Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
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Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)
so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation
and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today
aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol
Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?
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I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.
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There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.
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The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day
“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”
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