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1: a discussion with one or more people who have little to no experience with or education about the topic.
2: a date that involves (a) sexual role playing as a hunter and moose, (b) sexual role playing as a moose and lumberjack's daughter, or (c) having intercourse with a moose while role playing as a snowmobile champion and vice president.
3: Canada's History without the maple syrup or Stanley Cup. Usually a complicated variation of 2(c).
4: an evening with former Alaska governor Sarah Palin.
I just got out of a meeting with Sarah Palin.
We had drinks at O'Brian's then went to her house; it was almost a night with Sarah Palin but I left out the bathroom window.
I'd hate for this to turn into a night with Sarah Palin.
I never had a night with Sarah Palin before, but he really liked the moose.
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A quality to stay fit and good looking by a busy married woman with kids.
- Did you see our new CEO
- Yeah! She is a hottie.
- I hear she is pulling a Palin. Husband, beautiful home and she has 3 small children.
- WOW! Totally!
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The idea that individuals who are FEMALE and deemed "pretty" are selected for high level positions or prestigious awards based solely on the fact that they are FEMALE and "pretty". Why else was she picked as John McCain's running-mate?
wtf!!!! Katheryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker won best director and picture?! it was a boring piece of shit movie seen by 5 people, all who are in a coma right now cuz their brains commited suicide after sitting through that lame shit! Well, yeah, it's the Sarah Palin Effect...the directer has a vag and is cute..so of course she would win!
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When someone says something ridiculous, and someone else looks at them really stupid.
friend 1- Stomach cancer can be a good thing, it will help you diet.
friend 2- (wierd look)
friend 1- What was that look for?
friend 2- you were doing the sarah palin
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Tina Palin Syndrome (TPS) is when people confuse sarah palin with tina fey, or vice versa.
"OMGz look! that's a picture of tina fey!"
"No it's not, dumbass. that's sarah palin!"
"Oh no, I think I have Tina Palin Syndrome!"
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this is a term used when you discretely need to use the bathroom (#2) .... badly.
HEY brAH!!!! I'll be right out, Im just dropping the Palin's to the pool.
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Originally quipped by Michelle Malkin, Palin Derangement Syndrome or as it's more commonly known: P.D.S, is the act of people who practically froth at the mouth at any mention of Sarah Palin's name. They feel so threatened by this woman that their hatred takes over and they become deranged. Soon, they spew irrelevant insults at the Governor and even if they agree with her, they end up disagreeing with her, for sake of having to (gasp!) admit that she's right. It's quite an interesting site to see.
Liberals, RINO's, the MSM, & Hollywood is highly, highly infected with Palin Derangement Syndrome (P.D.S). Simmer down guys!
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