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When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.
When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"
Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."
Fireball king. Usually carried out on a stretcher to the ambo.
1. the greatest herb to ever live
2. A lonely 20 something who lurks in his bedroom in his father's house and gives his opinion to people from behind the desk his mother bought him. He is often times arrogant and lacks knowledge of the scene but insists that other people give a shit about him. He is an incredible self righteous narcissist who lives a terrible, miserable life. The only thing that brings him joy is hanging out with people who are almost famous and telling his viewers about it. He often times fantasizes about bestiality right before he goes to sleep, but is afraid to tell his father face to face, so instead he writes his dad well-detailed letters about his strange obsessive thoughts.
person: Patrick cc wants to fuck his dog
other person: oh yeah. i heard about that.
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Lead singer of punk ass sexifyed OMGaaaahhhhh band Fall Out boy
He has side burns that could warm anyone up
He looks like My friend jack *dances*
www.falloutboyrock.com
Example: patrick stump is like so HAAAAAAAAWWWT. When you hear anyone say this (and you will) they are on about the singer from Fall out boy
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The original and current drummer of weezer.
I bet Patrick Wilson gets more pussy than the S.P.C.A.
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the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.
yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?
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