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Phantom Poop

When you’re sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes thinking that you’re pooping but you were actually farting the whole time

β€œShit dude, I just took a phantom poop”

by WhatAreEggs April 20, 2018

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Phantom Forces

Phantom Forces is a competitive FPS Game on the platform ROBLOX. The game was developed by Stylis Studios and was released on August 31, 2021. The game consists of two main teams; the Phantoms and the Ghosts. Each are Mercenary groups that fight for resources. The Phantoms are often indicated by their blue coloration, and the Ghosts with their orange coloration. The game is quite popular, but is very rough towards newer players.

P1: Hey man, wanna play some Phantom Forces?
P2: No man, I try to play it and I just get spawn killed.
P1: Understandable.

by Kurindor February 21, 2022

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


phantom duce

The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.

Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.

Bro 2 : Why?

Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!

by laxbro116 February 1, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Phantom Dragon

When one is engaged in normal sexual intercourse, one may pull a "Phantom Dragon" by unexpectedly and without warning sticking it in the butt. Then, when she asks what the hey that was, pretend like you have no idea what happened.

"She was so suprised that I pulled the Phantom Dragon... and the best part is I could totally deny it!"

by Mizzle the Nizzle November 9, 2004

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Phantom Booger

After a good nose picking session, the feeling of a booger still being present in the nose cavity.

1st person: Look at that dude,he's been picking his nose for over 20 minutes,dirty cunt.

2nd person: Yeh i know, must be a phantom booger i guess.

by kevtucks January 29, 2009

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 4, 2005

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Phantom Shit

A mysterious shit left by a person in an abnormal place to annoy another person, followed by a phone call to the victim whispering "The phantom has struck."

Example 1: "Oh my god someone has shit on a plate and put it in the fridge.

Example 2: Victim "What is that on top of the bonnet of my car? Christ that's somebody's shit."

Telephone Rings

Victim "Hello"

Phantom Shitter: "The phantom has struck"

by The Phantom Shizer March 16, 2011

17πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž