Phone Zone

A place to go and smoke weed. Normally it is a semi-safe area where it is unlikely that you will get caught. The term is also used to designate a state of being really, really high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to the phone zone?"

"You guys in the phone zone?"

"I be just chillin in the phone zone"

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Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.

Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!

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Weed phone

When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.

Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.

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PHONE SNOB

A PERSON WHO THINKS THEMSELVES SOMEHOW SUPERIOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LATEST IPHONE ETC... AND YOU DON'T

You think your phone is better than mine.... you're a phone snob

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woan phone

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.

(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"

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Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

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Loner phone

The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.

"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"

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