Pig Jockey

A rider who races pigs at a Pig Racing event. Children or Midgets may be used as Jockeys but maximum prestige for comic effect is awarded to pig owners who use Monkeys, this may also prevent legal problems arising as the losing Jockey is usually spit roast and his mount turned into BBQ. May also be referred to as a "Simian Swine Jockey"

"That Pig Jockey just cost me ten bucks, I'm gonna spit roast his ass"

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Rent a Pig

A security guard who thinks he is a cop.

Hey look! It's another rent a pig..

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Pig Bitch

A male or female that is so dirty and piggish you have to double up with insults because they're so dirty.

That pig bitch gave my dog herpes! That pig bitch spilled her drink on my Louvoutin!!!

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Truffle pig

privileged girl looking for cocaine at the end of the night. From whoever. Aka "digging in the dirt."

Oh look at this truffle pig calling me now.

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Spider Pig

Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?

Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does."

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American pig

A slang term to discribe a middle-aged white American citizen who loves beer, trash TV, war, and is usually intolerant of other people's traditions and cultures. See also: Redneck

Those American pigs want to start a war with every other country in the world.

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pig's arse

1. A lie.
This expression is commonly used in Australia to express disbelief.

"Pig's arse you've got a date with Paris Hilton".

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