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The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.
I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?
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After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.
The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.
"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"
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When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.
Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!
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When two individuals participate in a Daffy Pineapple, they insert a bendy straw into their anus'. one end goes in each of them and they participate in a game of tag where they release gas back and forth creating a vortex of fumes inside the straw. then they remove it from their anus' and in turn, suck both ends of the straws at the same time.
My friends Steve and Jerry had a hardcore Daffy Pineapple Fest last Friday.
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The act of masterbation, usually used while texting.
Do the pineapple rag if you're bored.
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Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.
It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans
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The dark wrinkled circle around your anus.
did you tongue punch her pineapple ring?
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