playing the organ

When in a deserted male bathroom, a man pees in all the urinals.

*Just came back to class*
Person 1: Yoo Chad, I just playing the organ
Person 2: Hahaha, what is that?
Person 1: Its when you piss in all the urinals

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that'll play

A statement to indicate that a given action will lead to a successful outcome, or just that the action holds promise.

In a golf game, the golfer makes a good shot and the commentator says "that'll play".

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play girlfriend

A play girlfriend is someone who is temporarily your girlfriend for only a day or two,not much physical contact besides hugs. All she does is lets you call her cute nicknames and feel loved. No kissing and such.

Dam Daniel back at it again with another play girlfriend

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Plug And Play

A service on Windows that allows you to plug in hardware and download drivers automatically

We used Plug and Play to install a new mouse

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play carpenter

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"

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played someone

when a guy/girl hangs out or pretends to like them, only to leave them hanging out in the cold.

"Ashley D. played someone for two months"
"She must have been a damn good lier"
"You're damn right"

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playing tennis

A euthamism for sexual acts.

"Where are Chris and Will?"

"They're 'playing tennis' at the moment"

"eurgh!"

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