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Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021


Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

โ€œDavid was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!โ€

by Steven dickerson May 16, 2018


Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020


Pork bomb

The gastric explosion in your stomach after you gorge yourself on ribs, brisket and the bbq trimmings. pig bomb, pork, bbq, bbq sauce, beef, beef ribs, baked beans, dinner, meal, food

I am still trying to digest the pork bomb I had for lunch. What did you eat? A full slab of ribs, and a pint of baked beans!

by joecoolthefool March 18, 2016


pork chop

A nickname, often given to a younger girl, that is suppose to exploit the girlโ€™s irrational belief/insecurity that she is overweight.

Hey Pork Chop, come over here and give me a hug.

by Dandee_12to12 December 9, 2008

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pork sofa

the cousin to beef curtains

i'm just chillin on my pork sofa

by rockoutwithyourblockout July 1, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

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