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A pudding made using special ingredients from a rare and mystical flower which has no name and is only harvestable once every 75 years. The pudding is a powerful aphrodesiac when combined with the components of the flower.
"The senior citizens didn't quite know what to do after they had unwittingly eaten the sex pudding"
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A phrase that, when uttered, instantly identifies the speaker as being incredibly stupid and illiterate.
The original saying is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating", basically meaning that something has to be experienced/utilized in order to prove how good it is.
This phrase got messed up by idiots who don't quite understand what they are saying.
Similar mistakes include could care less (couldn't care less), stop running around with your chicken cut off (stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off), begs the question (raises the question), here here (hear hear), and all that glitters is gold (all that glitters/glisters is not gold - "glisters" is used in the original Shakespeare quote)
REPUBLICAN: There's nothing bad about burning coal for energy! It's "clean coal!" The proof is in the pudding!
PROGRESSIVE: Whatever you say, dumbass.
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The creamy vaginal discharge accompanying sexual arousal
"Yummy!" he said, grabbing a spoon and helping himself to a heaping dollop of buttercrotch pudding.
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explosive diarrhea that fucking burns yo bughole so bad you need a cold washcloth to clean up yo ass sometimes leaves shit stars
god damn that red ass chili from batemans gived me a mean case of fire pudding. go get me some ice cream
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the best all women's a cappella group at yale university. the girls are the best singers, the prettiest and the most fun. members are known as proofies for short
a cappella boy 1: damn i wish i could get with a girl in proof of the pudding.
a cappella boy 2: shit, son, me too. they're just so awesome. and they sing so fiiiiiiiiine.
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A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.
Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pสd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.
Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"
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before sex u take colon cough, then right after you finish you get up and spray nasty diarrhea all over ur partner
Guy 1-what did u do last night?
Guy 2-i went to my girlfriends house to sprinkle the pudding on her
Guy 1-how did that go?
Guy 2-she dumped me
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