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A body shot to the kidney area when properly placed during anal sex will tighten the brown star fish.
This coke whore had such a wide dirt track that I had to throw a couple kidney punches for good measure.
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The death punch is a manuever used to subdue any opponents in a fight. It involves a series of simple tactics but results in immediate knock out. You must first allow the challenger to walk towards, then with your weaker hand you fake a jab to the face while simultaneouly punching the crotch area. If it does not work, it was not properly executed.
Some punk trick tried to step up to Shival to he just death punched his ass.
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A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"
"It was like punching possums last night."
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in fisting, where you slam both your fists up the guys buttpipe at once. you have to have him nicely relaxed first, otherwise you're gun tear him.
1. jeez dave, you gotta take it slow if you wanna double punch me.
2. "oscar is walking like someone drove a train up his ass!"
"yuh, that fist queen can't lay off the doublepunching."
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Swift punch in the flabby area between a womans gut and cunt.
After Cody gave Jamie a cream pie he gave her a gunt punch.
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Any blow to the back of the head, -preferably between the skull and first vertebrae, shaking the victim's brain and upper spinal cord equally, -in particular the Medulla Oblongata, or brain stem, -which does not regenerate-, permanently disabling basic motor and bodily functions, as well as possible brain and nerve damage to lobes of the brain dealing with sight, smell, taste, kidney function, hearing, and respiration.
By far, the most profound way to get even with someone, short of murder; on account it is: 1) easy to pull off, as the victim never sees anything coming, as well as, 2) deliberately aiming for that most tender spot in vertebrates, rendering it "unsportsmanlike", in athletic endeavor.
That accountant figured he could rob me of my 40 acre farm; so, one day, I rabbit punched him. Now he can't control his eyes or tongue... And, I got a one year suspended sentence!
The Rabbit Punch, makes all men equal with one beautiful move. So, remember to Love Thy Neighbor.
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Done by a male:
After having sex with a female parter, using a condom, a male should remove the used condom from his penis, stick his fingers on the outside tip and reverse roll it down his hand. Once the used, semen covered inside layer is around his hand/down his arm he will punch the female partner in the face and yell "Aloha Bitch".
*Kenny, Jon
After a night of terrible awkard sex, insted of cuddling with his partner, Kenny insisted on Hawian punching the one-night stander.
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