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The night before the day you purchase a new purse.
Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.
The same thing pretty much as a money belt or fanny pack
My grosse ass fanny pack went boom and my booty purse sum net kept me inside anx you boohoodinkydowjonesin for my Powell!
streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)
I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!
A vagina with a bottle of alcohol hidden inside it.
I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.
Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.
I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!
When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.
"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"