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Drag Racing

When 2 people are taking shits side by side in public bathroom stalls, there is never a winner.

I was drag racing with a guy at k-mart, it smelled like he ate a mexican village.

by Ryan 75 November 23, 2007


boat race

A fixed racing contest, especially as in crooked or rigged horserace.

Race 7 at Aqueduct was a boat race.

by G Speck April 07, 2006


race traitor

People who prefer a different ethnicity or cultural identity to their own.

Race traitor is often applied incorrectly to women who would date a black guy as well as white guy as long as they had the right personality.

Wiggers who take pride in renouncing their “whiteness” really are race traitors.

by Bobby Cusack January 15, 2007


amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

People can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences.

Guy #1: Hey it's 420! Know what that means?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Joe is holding his annual amazing race!
Guy #2: Word

by jahcu April 23, 2008


Wacky races

The time the fun starts.

Brilliant.

Fantastic.

Party time.

Fun time.

As soon as we get down the pub and get the drinks flowing it'll be wacky races!

I got her back to mine and it was wacky races in no time!

We've got a few problems to sort, but once we have it'll be wacky races!

by TheWeirdnessSymposium February 21, 2009


race car

a sexual act were 2 couples act in a sexual race betwen eachother ,the to man will place the penis into the womans asshole. she will then get on her feet and hands and the two pairs will race around the room to the bed and see who gets there first

i did a race car with my friend

by got you ! April 14, 2009


street racing

one of the most bad ass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an adrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes performed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is performed with an import. tho rare some drive domestic cars . street racing can be two cars racing each other in a quarter or eighth mile race. Or a "roll" run, a race done from a "roll" means that it is started from a set amount of speed such as 20,40 or 60mph, which can end at a set amount of speed such as 120mph or until there is a few car lengths between each other. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neon's or honduh's that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where "ricers" are separated from street racers. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weaving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.

racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a Toyota Supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a Honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probably win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.

I LOVE STREET RACING!!!

by mason the great October 10, 2008