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A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.
Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.
Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.
Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.
"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.
After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.
Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.
Rag darawiish refers to males who are dhulbahante
waa rag darawiish weeye"
one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.
1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...
2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...
3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"
*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.
* not to be confused with a corksniffer
The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.
I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.
Grabbing a fist full of someone's hair at the root and forcefully pulling it backwards, making them snap their head back.
He ran up behind and skull ragged his friend hard in the back of the head.