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River Squad

A small unity of people that are unknown to each other. Due to the Corona Virus, the small unity has come together to form not only a form of friendship but a whole new storyline. Parker Dams, Echo Lodge Resort has had many dark and toxic stories that took place in the eyes of the Z Generation. At first, the formation of this young group has had a defense of each other, loyalty, and respect. We call this, The River Squad. However, some things are too good to be true. The Savage Squad could not last due to peoples' "High Independence". And that's On Period. The story remains to be untold by hip-hop artists, DJX Kbrokaysen.

"Stories and stories of the massive he said she said group I would like to put to rest. Many say, 'I was not in the River Squad' or 'There was never a River Squad'. This made me laugh, as the past cannot be changed no matter how hard you try to forget. As far as I'm concerned, I remain to be cool with all and stay out of the drama, until the next major problem and I can guarantee you there will be. The most important thing for me is that I make sure I protect Ashley as she is my best friend no matter the consequence. On Period is over and my name is clear. There is no more River Squad" (DJX Kbrokaysen).

"That's On Period" "Obey My Orders Bitch" "This shit be hittin different" "I'm Very Independent" are all very popular sayings and references to the destruction of the River Squad

by SHARP Developments October 16, 2020


River Shytz

A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.

Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020


Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline June 1, 2014


river cerulo

River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!

“Oh wow look it’s River cerulo with Kayla cerulo!!”

by Kaylarxse September 24, 2020


river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017


Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.

I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.

by Yadayada2705 October 19, 2017


River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

by 24khoss October 18, 2013