A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".
Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.
Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."
Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."
Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."
Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."
A Unicorn Robot is a tool used by Females and/or homosexual Males as a form of deep masterbation.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
Chloe: “Hey, girls! You want to try my Unicorn Robot?”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
To take personal feelings out of every action a person takes, therefore behaving like a robot.
Person 1: “Wow how is Daniel so disciplined and uncomplaining”
Person 2: “ Oh thats simple, he is in robot mode”
Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.
After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.
“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”
The act of a girl who looks like a robot attempting to give a guy a blowjob.
Bro, I got some crazy robot head from this chick last night and now my dick is torn up.