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Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckin’ cocks are numb, they have to act like it’s the best sex of their lives
the thing that is going to take over us soon
Guy 1：hey you know the new robot that just got invented?
Guy 2：yea the thing that will take over us?
Person 1: Damn Robot is really cute isn't he
Person 2: PLEASE LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT ITS BEEN 5 DAYS
A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".
Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.
Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."
Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."
Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."
Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."
A Unicorn Robot is a tool used by Females and/or homosexual Males as a form of deep masterbation.
It consists of a plastic/silicon dildo mounted on a robotic arm to automatically thrust and retract at intervals.
Chloe: “Hey, girls! You want to try my Unicorn Robot?”
Girls: *gasp* “When did you get this? Oh my god let’s do it!”
To take personal feelings out of every action a person takes, therefore behaving like a robot.
Person 1: “Wow how is Daniel so disciplined and uncomplaining”
Person 2: “ Oh thats simple, he is in robot mode”