Ja Rule

A faggot ass "rapper" that quotes Tupac shit all the time like he just wrote it, and acts like he's from the hood.

Ja Rule can suck my left nut.

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rule 3a

Rule 3: Don't stick your dick in crazy. Adendum:Don't let crazy stick his dick in you!

You said you were done with the bunny-boiler, but you went and violated Rule 3a! You let him slip you teh cawk! Now you'll never get rid of him!

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The Rule of 7.5

The rule of 7.5 states states that you have pulled yourself from the dumps of hooking up with anyone whose hotness is below a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. Keeps you away from those gutter-fucks who try to pull your standards down by showing you some skin

Person 1: Duude i totally slayed that girl at the party last night!!
Person 2: The one wearing red??
Person 1: Yess!
Person 2: She was below a 7.5!! You broke the rule of 7.5!!

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Rule 71

Zombies always win. no exceptions

Guy1: dude i bet i can beat the zombies on infection on reach.
Guy2: Rule 71
Guy1: Ha. Watch me brake the rule
*after 5 hours of playing infection*
Guy1: dude i've played every map at least 5 times....
Guy2:did you win?
Guy1:no

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Finger rule

A rule for determining a woman's worth during a hookup. One finger is a gift from above, two fingers is a perfect fit, three or more and you've got a whore.

"The finger rule lets me know that this girl was a gift from above, I could barely fit one finger in there"

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Rule 0.5

A rule of table top gaming. If the DM/GM is being an Ass/dumbass/idiot and/or abusing rule 0, the players can choose to override him by leaving his game and starting their own.
An alternate version involves Smacking the DM over the head with the Dungeon Master's Guide.

DM: The ghoul rolled a 28 On his check to resist your Trip attempt.
Player: How the Hell does a ghoul get a 28?
Dm: With His +8 grapple modifier.
Player: But it is a Strength check, not a grapple!!
DM: I am the DM, Under Rule 0 I say He uses his Grapple Modifier.
This is where Rule 0.5 Is invoked
Every player at table: Smacks DM upside head with books and Leaves game.

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Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

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