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taken from the english version of zero wing. go to google and search for all your base. funny.
Main screen turn on. Good evening gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.
You've just killed your computer, congratulations!
Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...
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Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.
Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?
*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*
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A person from Flamgo's videos that is a green screen
"Green screen man, can do whatever a green screen man'
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The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.
*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"
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The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.
'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'
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An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"
Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"
Brooke- "No. What is it?"
Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."
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